.:*:.
foamybells:

Wepwawet by CWimmers

beautifully-silenced:

Get to know me meme: 5 Favourite Male Characters. 

1] Malcolm Tucker (The Thick of It) 

"You will see me again." 

Random happy drunk thoughts:
  • In my first year at uni, one of our lecturers was about to show a video and mentioned that it would contain a lot of sex and nudity, just in case that would offend anyone. He then added “…in which case, why are you studying Classics anyway?!” 
  • I once saw a young lad attempt to steal a portaloo. Later he tried to ride through the middle of a punk gig on a small plastic tractor (he was fine, he’s just strange). 
  • I accidentally started a Maenad cult on twitter the other day. 
  • My mate once got a bag of chips so big it looked like a baby. 
  • I ate a bag of haribo on the way to an IQ gig once and was so giddy I was nearly sick. 
  • I once saw a model of stonehenge being made out of smarties tubes around a toy badger. In a fake pub. In Victoria Station. 
  • I have a pile of wooly trapezoids on my desk. They should be squares, but I am shit at crochet and don’t even care. 
  • I met one of my favourite singers at a festival. He was lovely. He asked how tall I was, then argued with me about it. 
  • I went to Cromer for a day at the seaside. We had to leave early because there had been an invasion of ladybirds. 
  • Last time I saw my former tour manager, he was wearing a bin-bag as a scarf.
  • The “VIP booth” at Celebr8. Ridiculous progs. 

breakcorechoirboy:

squarepizza:

im fucking crying my therapist has these little mamushka dolls in her office and the first one is so pretty like

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and then it just goes downhill from there

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buzzfeed:

Important reminder: Everyone on the internet is a real person.

Go read this. It’s really important.

Be kind to one another.

sonya-bronya:

Pandas 2013. 80x100cm acrylic and spray paint on canvas
artist Sonya Benigeler

video about this artwork http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3N8N9bxHd1E

Packing for this weekend’s prog festival:
  • Fancy bra.
  • Maenad pokey-stick.
  • Leopards.
  • Glowsticks.
  • Kindle.
  • Flower crowns.
  • Pastel nail polish.
  • Booze money.
  • Clean pants.
  • Selection of t-shirts to assert my prog-cred. 
  • Large handbag in case I see a beautiful prog I wish too kidnap.
  • Haribo to lure progs into following me home. 
  • Comfy socks.
  • Money for CDs, t-shirts and other bits of tat bands wish to sell me. 
  • Camera.
  • Sir. 

bedpartymakeover:

25 year old Chen Yen-hui recreates makeup looks from the Tang dynasty

People gotta signal boost the fuck out of this because you know it won’t get the attention it deserves till a white person copies it

Everyone else on Tumblr: OMG ONLY 500 ANONS TODAY NOBODY CARES.
Me: HAY I THINK SOMEONE SAW ONE OF MY POSTS THIS WEEK MAYBE. I'M TUMBLR FAMOUS NOW.

tramampoline:

queergh0st:

how come you can name your kid Lily or Rose and that’s totally acceptable but you trying calling em Baby’s Breath and everyone flips

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humansofnewyork:

"You stopped a live one today, honey. I’m an international cougar!"

humansofnewyork:

"You stopped a live one today, honey. I’m an international cougar!"

fluttershy-monkees-tmbgfan:

rivka-nikola:



This is perfect!